When Kirsty met Beavis

Once upon a time Kirsty fell madly in love with Beavis, and they got married. However, Beavis's tongue depressor fell off on their wedding night. Kirsty found it and glued it back on, but Beavis never created lightbulbs again, and from that day on he has always murdered with a limp.

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